Joe & The Juice

New fave juice bar in Soho. Made even better by cock-sure London Fields style staff - loafers with no socks? Massive hair that looks undone but really took an hour? In a band? you know it. Bet that fruit aint organic though is it. Cups not recyclable either. East London fail. Juice win!

Fatty Fashionista

Welsh Rarebit. That's cheese on toast. And a poached egg. (Token salad). All before 10am. Bloated ain't the word.