A Week Of Greggs

Every year Greggs (sans Paddy McGuinness) set up shop and give away free food to the half starved IPC employees. Today, expectations went through the roof - sausage sandwiches, pain au chocolat, brownies, flapjacks....and this bad boy..Mr Pudsey Bear (gingerbread flavour). So big it covered Fiona's face. I sit opposite Downie so would love her to wear this strapped to her head all day, but annoyingly she's a wheato so I think she might come out in a rash. Today Greggs, tomorrow Gregg Wallace's joint with Internacionale. Maybe on Friday I might shack up with Greg James. Ideal man hashtag.

Eichler